multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via tightvaginas)

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

(via hotboyproblems)

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via secrxtly-yours)

intensional:

if i were a car i’d be a

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volkswagen 

(via secrxtly-yours)

laptopped:

Kinda wanna punch you in the face, kinda wanna suck your dick

(via hotboyproblems)

claphne:

child

why u scream

(via tightvaginas)

urbancatfitters:

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

(via exocus)